Total Medals Earned: 711 (From 173 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,440 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (85/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
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Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30